“20 years later and singing my follow-up song to daughters, thank you very much. You took me when I really needed to tell you my story… Now we’ve got a new generation of beautiful women who’s well adjusted and ain’t gonna cry at the drop of a hat, how about that! Oh thank you fathers for fixing our girls, hot girls all over the world. They read books, don’t give dirty looks, and are good to me all night. Oh thank you daddies for making —- she ain’t gonna grow up and live with 20 cats, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. You took my advice and you treated her nice and now we get along so well. Oh cos for so long there I equated love with hell. Oh yeah yeah thank you papa dad for being so good to your hot daughters cos now we’re gonna make some hot boys and girls of our own…”
hot girls all over the world hahaha he’s the best at improv